illusivesoul:

Me, creating a character in any videogame:

peachesarethebestfruit:

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes
me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

thoodleoo:

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who’ve caused her trauma

evilkitten3:

stardustbinch:

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

Old person: by the way a VHS is

Me: I was born in 1997, not yesterday

demigirldemigoddess:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

Then there’s Hayley Kiyoko

croxovergoddess:

make-a-martyr:

umbralillium:

croxovergoddess:

mall-fries:

croxovergoddess:

adhdmissroxyspamcake:

croxovergoddess:

Idea:

Medusa wasn’t Cursed with Snake Hair and Scales.

She Already had Snake Hair and Scales and was still the hottest lady the Gods have ever seen.

To be fair Medusa is supposedly one of the three Gorgon sisters, so it makes sense that there would be a family resemblance

Yeah that’s why I had to post this

I’ve read too many stories where it’s like “she’s a Gorgon” then near the end of the story they say “she was cursed with snake hair and features”

And I’m just like “…Wait.”

I think the only thing she was truly cursed with were the eyes that turn people to stone

someone draw beautiful medusa with scales and snake hair before being cursed p le a s e

I already had a little idea in my head so…

The men yell, “she’s a monster! She should be hunted down and killed”. They’ve said it before, they’ve tried it before. She steals women and devours them, the men yell. “She comes in the night and takes women away when they’re on a half-awake wander to the chamber pot or a drink of water. She steals them away to her lair and devours them whole. Why else do women not return?”

The women whisper, “she’s a savior. She should be sought for sanctuary and love.” They whisper it around the well whenever they see the shadows of a bruise on their friends’ bodies. Whenever someone who once was vivacious and bright is now dull and flinches from friendly touches. “Go in the night,” they say, “when he’s so drunk he sleeps heavily. Take only what he won’t notice is missing. Don’t worry about clothes or food, she will provide. You will be cared for. Why would you want to return?”

She says, “welcome home. You will be safe here,” with a soft smile and softer eyes. The snakes that curl around her head are more colors than you’ve ever seen in your life. She tilts her head as she takes in your bundle of precious items, the bruises on your arm, your face, around your neck. A cloud passes over her face and the sun, and you see the snakes are black. The look passes, the cloud moves away, the sun strikes the snakes again and they’re a shifting array of colors again. “Come, meet your sisters,” she says, gesturing as she turns and you look to see dozens of women coming out of the cave, smiling and happy. The group comes forward, splitting to either side of you, leaving a path to the cave and a path behind you leading back. “Welcome, you’re safe.” You step forward, peace settling into your heart. You will never return.

Men have self serving white knight fantasys about saving women.

Women has fantasys about getting tf away from men Lmao

art-dweeb:

itsforexposure:

it’s never too early to teach children about the devaluation of labor!

(from an American Girls book)

Babie’s first entitled commissioner

impressedbytaylor:

She is glowing and somehow that’s EVERYTHING

bubbletea-or-bust:

sgtbucketbarnes:

Brie Larson has more bde than an other Avenger combined

She skinned Thanos for her dress and wore his jewelry

n0chillvibes:

it appalls me that some people have not experienced the cinematic masterpiece that is high school musical